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Acronym for "Joe The Plumber"
JTP makes over $250k per year and still gets screwed by government taxes and can't make it out of the getto.
JTP by Beau Smith February 21, 2009
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JTP stands for “Join The Party”, inviting others to drink/smoke.
“Yo man come JTP!”

Texting someone at 4:20, “JTP”
JTP by mcc.callender June 12, 2025
The device which consists of a sock gently stretched over the surface of a digital studio audio capturing device used by the ruihop and the jeff to record their amazing songs.
Ruihop: How the hell are we gonna record?!
Jeff: JTP SUKKA.
JTP SUKKA by Ruihop September 24, 2023
You fuck your partners sweaty armpit until you cum. The sweat and cum mixes and slides down side of ribs. The partner then licks it up and spits it back into partners mouth. Where they give blow job with that cum in their mouth.
My boss gave me The JTP to get my job back.
The JTP by 9FINGERS June 27, 2022
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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