by Hippo shayte April 26, 2019
by deeforsee November 22, 2021
acronym for ‘just playin.’ usually said after making an insulting joke to avoid the other person getting butthurt
by prettyb0yswag69 June 22, 2022
He's the sports guy!
"Hey, did you watch the Sharks game?"
"No, how was it?"
"I didn't watch. Ask JP, he watched it, he's the sports guy!"
"No, how was it?"
"I didn't watch. Ask JP, he watched it, he's the sports guy!"
by shipoopiegamer32 October 8, 2019
1. A closet Nazi sympathizer (read: Nazi) who triggered a 300-comment thread of insanity by rabidly defending Pewdiepie, saying we didn't understand the "context," wasn't worth his career, etc.
2. Someone who blamed a murder victim for getting in the way of the murderer's car.
2. Someone who blamed a murder victim for getting in the way of the murderer's car.
JP Stanley is pile of fucking garbage.
by nazissuck September 13, 2017
by OkGlobal/t_rashhhh May 20, 2021
To create a masterpiece in the lavatory in the style of Jackson Pollock by using what would be an otherwise watery, splattery deficate and repurpose it as art.
Man 1: Whoa Nelly! Do not go in there. Some dude JP’d the shitter.
Man 2: JP’d the shitter?? I don’t get it.
Man 1: My dude, you need to broaden your cultural exposure.
Paul Jackson Pollock was an American painter and a major figure in the abstract expressionist movement. He was widely noticed for his technique of pouring or splashing liquid household paint onto a horizontal surface, enabling him to view and paint his canvases from all angles. Therefore when you JP the shitter, you pay homage to the man responsible for such modern masterpieces as Autumn Rhythm, Convergence and Number 1.
Man 2: As opposed to Number 2. My dude, I apologize for my ignorance. I had no idea that shit could be art.
(Both laugh and say in unison): “Literally and Figuratively!”
Man 2: JP’d the shitter?? I don’t get it.
Man 1: My dude, you need to broaden your cultural exposure.
Paul Jackson Pollock was an American painter and a major figure in the abstract expressionist movement. He was widely noticed for his technique of pouring or splashing liquid household paint onto a horizontal surface, enabling him to view and paint his canvases from all angles. Therefore when you JP the shitter, you pay homage to the man responsible for such modern masterpieces as Autumn Rhythm, Convergence and Number 1.
Man 2: As opposed to Number 2. My dude, I apologize for my ignorance. I had no idea that shit could be art.
(Both laugh and say in unison): “Literally and Figuratively!”
by Dickshunharry December 22, 2020