Jnob 

1. One whos so desirable, your mouth waters
a)someone who smells delicious

2. Someone of great wealth, great looks, but horrible driving skills

3. A person who tries to rap, but cant.

4. An ideal citizen and role model for the young ones

Did you guys see that stud, his middle name must be JNOB

Jnob by Call Me jack August 23, 2006

JNobs 15 

A variation on the term, "Freshman 15," the "JNobs 15" is a colloquial term for body weight gained from plentiful calorie-laden lunches provided by the workplace.

While it is clear the "15" refers to the number of pounds gained by said meals, the origins of "JNobs" is somewhat elusive. It is popularly believed that "JNobs" is a reference to a popular biscuit made of rolled oats called "HobBobs" which has contributed to many an expanding waistline. Others believe "JNobs" to be a pseudo-fictional character akin to the Yeti or Loch Ness Monster.

"I just ate another meatball sub from Subway! Hello, JNobs 15!"

JNobs 15 by sammyappel October 5, 2011