JLAMACK

Acronym for "Jill, Laura, Amanda, Melissa, Angela, Chelsea, Kari, Katee"
A group of girls with an excessive and almost obsessive love for each other. Tied together with unbreakable bonds, and passions for color, glamour, success, creativity, art, and substance abuse.

"You've been JLAMACKed." "JLAMACK are my favorite obsession."

JLAMACK by JLAMACK July 6, 2008

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Jamackan

Someone who adopts a fake Jamaican accent or appearance in an attempt to change their image or seem Carribean/mellow/hip/etc. This should not be confused with those who honestly accept such Jamaican qualities honestly, this term applies only to posers.

Snoop Dogg changing his name to Snoop Lion is such a Jamackan move, man.

or

Miss Cleo was born in LA, she's a total Jamackan.

Jamackan by Labtech41 January 11, 2013

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Jamackan

Noun: A fake Jamaican person or persons.

Verb: The action of talking in a fake and/or bad Jamaican accent.

Adjective: A term used to describe a very fake and/or bad Jamaican accent.

Possible sources:

1. MaximusBlack's Dyslexia

"Jeff I know you were trying to sound Reggae but you just went full-retard Jamackan."

Jamackan by Puffmax January 11, 2013

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Jamacklestein

A happy little guy; originating from western Maryland

Hey everyone, Jamacklestein has arrived to the party!

Jamacklestein by Quwo January 13, 2021

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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