Urban Dictionary: JETPUFFED

1. JETPUFFED

the act of being extremely high

Dude, did you see Aaron last night?

Yeahhhh, he was SO jetpuffed.

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by chocolatemilk69 December 03, 2009 add a video add an image

2. Jet Puffed

When a drunk, limp dick is trying to be stuffed unsuccessfully into a vagina

"It's 3am and the bars are closed, looks like that girl is going to get Jet Puffed tonight"

Jane: "Dang girl, he was so wasted, I totally got Jet Puffed"
Sally: "Damn marshmallow dick"

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by L.P.T.L September 13, 2012 add a video add an image

3. Jet-Puffed

the act of getting screwed over by a fat person. The person doesn't necessarily need to be overweight at the time of the encounter.

Originated from Kraft Marshmallows Brand "Jet-Puffed"

952): "My boyfriend cheated on me..."
480): "Who cares, wasn't he fat"
952): "Ya, I really got Jet-Puffed!"

Man I really got Jet-Puffed, I was late, standing in line at the grocery store and this little fat kid cut in front of my to buy a candy bar.

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by MsJBootie November 30, 2009 add a video add an image