An absolutly beautiful girl who loves to read twilight. she will someday marry edward cullen. she is very social and makes to many thats what she said jokes. she has a dirty mind but we love her.
by urbandictionaryyyyy February 4, 2010
attractive,liar who is insecure and hides his true emotions,always the bad guy because he doesn't know when to stop,dumbsmart and doesn't even realize it sometimes,very vulgar,cocky,arrogant, annoying,rude,man whore,abusive (physically,verbally,and emotionally)even if he knows his lover is hurting,mysterious,funny,questionable person because you never know when he will act a certain way towards you because it's hard to understand his mood swings,psychotic,tries to seduce every female in public but in secret wants to be loved,crybaby when things are tough,very artistic,confusing person who contradicts himself and his entire life,secretly jealous of other people but it is slightly noticeable when he is caught in a lie,ugly,dirty person who dates anyone,talented dancer,dumb jock acting ass person,dont waist your time trying to figure him out ....run their are plenty of people on this EARTH in the dating world
Example1:Jacobi: I love you.
Me:I love you, too.
Jacobi:No.I don't love you.
Me:You just said you love me.🤔
Jacobi: I do love you.
Me:Wait.What?🤨
Jacobi:If you cheat on me,I will kill you.😐
Me:(laughs while secretly confused) Jacobi:(Angry)akekeke seriously😐 Me:🤨(he said we wasn't dating,then said we was,then said we wasn't, then said we wasn't,then we was dating again,then said we wasn't,then said that's not my girlfriend,then said "if you cheat on me I will kill you",then said we are together,then said "we not together"...alot of confusion😐🤷 ♀️💁 ♀️💨sheeeeeeesh)
Me:I love you, too.
Jacobi:No.I don't love you.
Me:You just said you love me.🤔
Jacobi: I do love you.
Me:Wait.What?🤨
Jacobi:If you cheat on me,I will kill you.😐
Me:(laughs while secretly confused) Jacobi:(Angry)akekeke seriously😐 Me:🤨(he said we wasn't dating,then said we was,then said we wasn't, then said we wasn't,then we was dating again,then said we wasn't,then said that's not my girlfriend,then said "if you cheat on me I will kill you",then said we are together,then said "we not together"...alot of confusion😐🤷 ♀️💁 ♀️💨sheeeeeeesh)
by $mysteryandburgers28 September 1, 2021
kickass centerfielder for the Boston Red Sox, who after making his debut during the 2007 season, is likely to become the starting centerfielder of the 2008 Red Sox over Coco Crisp, and continue on the road to stardom.
Fly ball to centerfield, Ellsbury is chasing after it, way back, deep, on the track... OUT. ELLSBURY CAUGHT IT. JACOBY ELLSBURY WITH THE DIVING GRAB. Fucking Awesome!
by Red Sox > You October 21, 2007
1. The hottest man in the MLB
2. An amazingly fast outfielder for the Boston Red Sox
3. The guy who came home on a wild pitch. From second base.
4. The 2008 Rookie of the Year?
5. He won everyone in America a free Taco from Taco Bell.
2. An amazingly fast outfielder for the Boston Red Sox
3. The guy who came home on a wild pitch. From second base.
4. The 2008 Rookie of the Year?
5. He won everyone in America a free Taco from Taco Bell.
1. Oh my god, have you seen Jacoby? hes soo hot!
2. Wow, did you see that diving catch Jacoby Ellsbury made yesterday?
4. Looks like the Red Sox will take Rookie of the Year two years straight. Dustin in 2007 and Jacoby in '08.
2. Wow, did you see that diving catch Jacoby Ellsbury made yesterday?
4. Looks like the Red Sox will take Rookie of the Year two years straight. Dustin in 2007 and Jacoby in '08.
by MJ-S November 23, 2007
the act of jerking off in your friend's Red Sox cap and then putting it on his head when he is passed out.
by Professor BJB June 12, 2009
1.)Jacoby Shaddix has a helluva voice.
2.)Some bitch touched Jacoby Shaddix and April beat her with her stick of death.
2.)Some bitch touched Jacoby Shaddix and April beat her with her stick of death.
by April December 22, 2004
by JJmob October 12, 2016