by Hootersboobers August 3, 2022
The biggest thief on the planet, will pretend to be your friend only to snatch everything in your house even your tweezers.
by Handlehopper November 14, 2022
j.r has a small dick and no friends
by Jake4744 January 27, 2019
J.R. stands for John Robert.
A half-Filipino, half-Polish US short track speed skater who made his Olympic debut in the 2010 Vancouver Winter Olympics.
After suffering a horrifying crash during his last race at the US Olympic Trials for the Vancouver Games, he deeply cut his right thigh (7in long, 2in deep) with his left blade and had to get 60 stitches. But he was able to recover by the Olympics and bring with him an inspirational story of overcoming hardships.
Started in-line skating at first at Federal Way, WA, but he decided to move down to Socal when he wanted to start short track speed skating.
Some see him as the next Apolo Anton Ohno (who he idolizes) after Ohno retires from the races.
A complete HEARTTHROB because he's so damn CUTE!
A half-Filipino, half-Polish US short track speed skater who made his Olympic debut in the 2010 Vancouver Winter Olympics.
After suffering a horrifying crash during his last race at the US Olympic Trials for the Vancouver Games, he deeply cut his right thigh (7in long, 2in deep) with his left blade and had to get 60 stitches. But he was able to recover by the Olympics and bring with him an inspirational story of overcoming hardships.
Started in-line skating at first at Federal Way, WA, but he decided to move down to Socal when he wanted to start short track speed skating.
Some see him as the next Apolo Anton Ohno (who he idolizes) after Ohno retires from the races.
A complete HEARTTHROB because he's so damn CUTE!
Boy: J.R. Celski got a bronze in the 1500m short track speed skating! Wow!
Girl: OMG he's soooooo HOT!!! I'm gonna marry *cough*stalk*cough* him!!!
J.R.: ...uhhh
Girl: OMG he's soooooo HOT!!! I'm gonna marry *cough*stalk*cough* him!!!
J.R.: ...uhhh
by 2010shorttrack February 19, 2010
An extremely talented rapper for the group Dipset along side Cam'ron, Juelz Santana, Jim Jones, Hell Rell, and 40 Cal.
by b ridge b ridge b ridge July 22, 2006
The greatest television villian of all time. J.R. was the money-hungry/power-hungry son of an oiler on the popular series "Dallas" who troubled others, including his brothers and wife, on a daily basis with his evil and selfish intentions. J.R. was deceptive, tactful, and humorous though hated by most of the characters on the show. He drove away his brother Gary, threatened to kill Gary's wife Valeen if she ever returned to Dallas, competed and sabotaged brother Bobby's marriage and place in the business, and of course destroyed his wife Sue Ellen's life...not to mention the lives of many others.
by Bo Ewing July 29, 2005