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to walk up to someone and talk to them very closely while your breath is so terrible it's like a fist from your mouth
Dude I was stocking aisle 2 and Ed totally J Wooded me
by ihjw247 April 08, 2011

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to get a huge erection while playing video games
"Wow yesterday I was playing Call of Duty and I got a j wood!"
by the crouching cowboy45 December 09, 2009

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The best fucking cracker in the world.
JWood boned my mom.
by J Wood March 09, 2003

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