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Courtesy of Lord Simon Usher, the beauty that is Jägerpagne was first issued out of nessesity over Christmas 2012, London, Soho. Initially a mere celebratory drink to commemorate the heartfelt commercial blasphemy that is the coming of Saint Nicholas, Jägerpagne was drunk first with nothing but noble intentions.

As anyone who has tried the drink - one part Jäger, two parts champagne - will tell you however, any sense of festivity will soon be one of a mere memory; sweet, or less so.
"Jesus, did you see Maurice today?" - "Yeah, he was tanking Jägerpagnes last night." - "Ah right, rookie mistake."
by Furbi October 30, 2013