Far from what Jersey Shore had led us to believe, Italians are not a clan of intoxicated orange people with bad tempers. Intead, they are a people who love to eat, love and live. They make up a majority of the most beautiful and talented people on the planet (and they're the best lovers).

This also happens to be the name of their language, one that is one of the most beautiful languages you will ever here (In line with French).
by BtimusTtimus August 24, 2010
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Very nice minority, very passionate about anything
Unfortunately their past was to be down there with us blacks on the list of most disliked minorities according to wasps But now one of the most popular populations of America's melting pot of culture. And blacks are cool now as well. One of these posters had it right, Italians, Blacks, and other minorites must unite!!!!!!
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Of contributing Italians to American Pop Culture:
Sorcese, Sinatra, that song Mambo Italiano, Ralph Macchio.
by MaryJayneGurl December 3, 2005
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The Most cultured nationality in the world. An Italian is a lively attractive person with great moral and family values. Great at cooking and very patriotic for Italy. We are not white, or black..we are Italian. Not all of us are members of the Cosa Nostra either. Its very hard to come across an Italian that's a Jackass. No matter what social class, Italians are respectful to anyone.
person 1: Hey, who's that amazing, attractive girl that cooks amazingly and is not in the mafia and has great moral and family values?

Person 2: Oh, that girl? why, shes an Italian!
by ragazzo italiano March 11, 2009
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People who like to have fun and dont get pissed of easy, but look out when they do. All of you people who say you have to have dark hair tanned skin and dark eyes are dumb. i am 100 percent Sicilian(Yes, unfourtunently the italians run Sicily) and I have light brown skin dark brown hair and blue eyes. My Uncle Rocco has red hair. We have close familys, and our grandmas are always willing to make us a sandwich.
Johnny-Nello you and your italian family are fucking stupid

Nello-Piss off prick dont fuck with my family

Johnny-Hey take it easy dago

Nello-ya fuckin dead

Johnny-K sorry Nello take it easy im sorry

Nello-thats right you faccia lorda
by LittleDominickG August 8, 2008
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I'm so sick of hearing this ridiculous shit that Italian people "aren't white"

NEVER BEFORE have I heard this before I came to this site and saw these ridiculously stupid definitions

ITALIAN PEOPLE ARE INDEED WHITE! EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT!

I'm Italian and I'm light skinned, and damn proud of it!
And no, I most certainly do NOT fit the horrible Italian-American stereotype.
The only reason the douche bag guidos are tanned is because THEY'RE FAKE TANS!

IF YOU'RE ITALIAN, YOU'RE WHITE, SO BE HAPPY
Irish Man: I'm white! go me!
Italian Man: Me too! go US!
Irish and Italian Man: WE ROCK!
by AlexGaba December 4, 2009
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people who steal pasta from china
marco polo is an italian who stole pasta from china.
by prdni mi na glavu October 11, 2005
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A person who attends hourly siestas, followed by a lot of food and very little work. (If any)
"Im Italian"
"I live like an Italian"
by Anonymous March 4, 2005
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