A Spicy Italian Sausage is when you try to get freaky with a girl so she offers a footjob, then proceeds to Indian Burn your dick with her feet.
Person A: "Dude why do you have a limp, did you get freaky last night? Haha"
Person B: "She offered a FJ and gave me Indian Burn in the process"
Person A: "hahaha dude, she gave you a Spicy Italian Sausage? That's what you get for trying to spice up your sex life"
Person B: "She offered a FJ and gave me Indian Burn in the process"
Person A: "hahaha dude, she gave you a Spicy Italian Sausage? That's what you get for trying to spice up your sex life"
by GlitterCupcakke420 September 28, 2019
Susan Boyle was looking for something to do on Craigslist yesterday. She found 2 Gay men looking for someone to eat their hot italian sausage
by Huge Sack June 23, 2011
The act of thrusting one's hand into an Italian man's anus until successfully reaching his penis and using it as a puppet for people's entertainment.
The kids enjoyed watching the Italian sausage puppet show at the fair today.
or
"What did you and your boyfriend do last night?"
"We role played and did an Italian sausage puppet show!"
or
"What did you and your boyfriend do last night?"
"We role played and did an Italian sausage puppet show!"
by Myrealnameissasuke June 17, 2017
Holy crap look at his spicy italian man sausage! I thought it was a third leg with an absence of foot, shoe, and pantleg!
by Bradley Anderson April 19, 2005