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Islam is the arabs's version of Christianity. The arabs did not have a religion in the 6th century so they decided they should have their own because they did not like the fact that the Jews had their religion and the Christians had theirs and they had none and that was very humiliating for them.
So they invented their own religion mainly by copying bits and pieces from Judaism and Christianity and then called it Islam. Then they made up pieces as they went along over the years and voila instant religion! Now the followers of Islam get very touchy about their religion and they go around trying to convince the world that they are very nice people by showing lots of pictures of children and girls in Islamic dress and when they can, they murder anyone that does not believe them.

Islam is as Islam does
by Ahamad February 24, 2007
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Islam does not mean peace. It means submission (or else!) to the will of the Muslim god Allah and when you submit you become the slave of Allah. All that Allah asks is that you stop thinking for yourself, give up your own decency and divide the world into believers (Muslims) and non-believers (everyone else) which you must not befriend or respect and must eventually either convert , enslave or destroy . You must also be willing to attack anyone anytime who is labeled an enemy of Islam when asked to by your local imam (a self appointed fanatic who acts as a priest in Islam). Islam teaches that you have to accept the evil of Islam because, in Islam , evil is OK if it is the will of Allah. What a deal!

Unlike the Christian god , Allah is angry, cruel and blood-thirsty and he sanctions and encourages suffering, treachery and terror towards non-believers which ironically seems to be the fate of Muslims around the world today. His followers (his slaves) seem to enjoy showing the world how they behead people and they seem to take delight in seeing innocent men, women and children getting blown up into little pieces while they chant that Allah is great. To the Christians , Allah fits the definition of the Devil , but that is another story.
The world would be far better off if Islam never existed.
by Scholastik March 10, 2007
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only thing in the world you can't make fun of without risk of decapitation
"And what about that Mohammed guy, wasn't he a weirdo. I mean Islam is-" THWACK!
by Horseshyte April 20, 2011
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Islam - the belief that an illiterate merchant in a cave became the stenographer of a sky fairy, recording the infallible word of the sky fairy's boss, after which time said illiterate merchant rose into the sky on a winged horse. Among other peaceful precepts, this belief will earn you 72 virgins in the sky, provided you strap an explosive device to yourself, and set off said device in a place calculated to kill as many innocent bystanders as possible.
Allah: "Gabriel, deliver the word of Islam to Mohammed."
Gabriel: "But, Mohammed is illiterate."
Allah: "Remind him to boot up his voice dictation software."
by panflutejedi December 31, 2009
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Islam is a monotheistic religion created when Satan, under the guise of the angel Gabriel, assaulted Mohemmed in his sleep by nearly choking him to death and ordering Mohemmed to start reciting even though he was sleep and more importantly, illiterate.

The religion is the fusion of Arab pagan moon-god worship rituals overlayed with false associations to Judiasn and Christianity.

It's fundamental purpose is the subjugation of the entire world. All persons will one day submit to the worshipping of the moon-god Allah (who is Satan)

To achieve this goal, Musims are raised from birth to view all non-muslims with contempt and hatred. They are also compelled to live under rules which make life on Earth depressing and are promised an orgy that will last forever if they die engaging in actions that support the goal of Islam domination. This is the only sure way for a Muslim to know he is not condemmed to Islam's hell.

Muslim's believe that the Imam Mahdi with the help of the prophet Isa (Jesus) will appear in the last days of the current era to assist in Islam's inevitible victory over freedom. The Mahdi and Isa will lead a world-wide Jihad whose mission is to kill every Jew and destroy Christianity in a manner extremely similiar to the Antichrist and the False Prophet in the Bible.
Islam is both a religion and a governmental system, it is probably the Babylon spoken of in Revelation, as the Holy Books of Islam were canonized in Baghdad, which is near the ruins of the ancient center of Satan's empire, Babylon.
by VinceP1974 January 01, 2008
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Islam does not mean peace. It means submission (or else!) to the will of the Muslim god Allah and when you submit you become the slave of Allah. All that Allah asks is that you stop thinking for yourself, give up your own decency and divide the world into believers (Muslims) and non-believers (everyone else) which you must not befriend or respect and must eventually either convert , enslave or destroy . You must also be willing to attack anyone anytime who is labeled an enemy of Islam when asked to by your local imam (a self appointed fanatic who acts as a priest in Islam). Islam teaches that you have to accept the evil of Islam because, in Islam , evil is OK if it is the will of Allah. What a deal!

Unlike the Christian god , Allah is angry, cruel and blood-thirsty and he sanctions and encourages suffering, treachery and terror towards non-believers which ironically seems to be the fate of Muslims around the world today. His followers (his slaves) seem to enjoy showing the world how they behead people and they seem to take delight in seeing innocent men, women and children getting blown up into little pieces while they chant that Allah is great. To the Christians , Allah fits the definition of the Devil , but that is another story.

The world would be far better off if Islam never existed.
by student of life February 13, 2007
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A religion of peace which teaches that it is proper to eliminate people who question its peacefulness.
Allahu Akbar, Islam is going to take over what's left of the world.
by rocketman77049 December 02, 2009
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