Irish Blowjob

A masturbation technique originating from Ireland which invloves heating up a bake potato, cutting out a hole, and whilst hot using it a sexual device. In the olden days this would take a long time but in modern times with the invention of the microwave, this process can occur within a very short amount of time.

IR said "There was nothing on tv last night so I decided to have a irish blowjob"

Irish Blowjob by Irish Rob August 17, 2010

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Irish Blowjob

An incredibly unpleasent blowjob that comes from crazy irish girls. It would be similar to a rabid dog attempting to suck your penis, incredibly unpleasant which is why you do not want crazy Irish girls sucking you off.

I thought the Guinness factory would be a gold mine, until I took that slut back and she gave me an Irish Blowjob.

She was basically biting my dick, a straight up Irish blowjob.

She ate my dick, Irish blowjob style...fuck.

Irish Blowjob by franchiseplayer March 6, 2011

irish eyes blowjob

It's Saint Patrick's day and you have been out drinking pints of Guinness with a freckled dirty-blonde Irish lass. She has on over-the-top eye makeup and mascara. She chug a lugs her pint and gets on her knees and makes a blowjob, all the while fluttering her eyelashes, making bubbles and smiling.

One of the twins gave me an Irish Eyes Blowjob, but I was too drunk to identify her!

irish eyes blowjob by Judy Shiblumi June 16, 2017

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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