If italian dicks are the kings, then the Irish dicks are the emperors. Many historians believe that the early Irish people actually killed women juat by having sex with them.
Melissa: "How was your first time, Sofia?"
Sofia: " Ugghh, my ass is so sore.
Melissa: "How come?"
Sofia:" Well, he was irish, so he had that classic Irish penis. Definitely the biggest and most handsome of all penises.

Melissa: Oh, without a doubt.
by IrishBeast June 16, 2015
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