Irish Handshake

To greet someone by approaching them, and giving them a backhanded slap across the face.

Give him an irish handshake and he'll shutup

by BHN April 20, 2006

Irish Handshake

a greeting given to a male adversary consisting of grabbing him by the balls and squeezing as hard as possible until he doubles over in pain, then headbutting him in the bridge of the nose.

"If you think he's too big to take down otherwise, give him the old Irish Handshake, he'll be on the ground bleeding before he knows what hit him."

by EquenzuOja April 18, 2010

Irish Handshake

When a guy is throwing up and receiving a hand job from a girl at the same time.

"Hey man, you just puked all over the car and that ho gave you a irish handshake"

by Toan To April 5, 2006

Irish Handshake

When a guy is so drunk that he starts puking while receiving a handjob.

Guy 1:"dude how drunk were you last night?"
Guy 2:"Drunk enough to get a Irish Handshake"
Guy 1:"Sick!! From who?"
Guy 2:"I was so drunk I don't remember her name"

by gtd11lax April 19, 2006

Irish Handshake

Receiving a handjob from a girl while puking from being too drunk.

"OMG, you just puked all over the floor and this girl just gave you a irish handshake....what a whore"

by Greg Dickinson March 31, 2006

Irish Handshake

When a guy vomits and gets a handjob at the same time by a girl.

"Boy you were sick, did you just get an irish handshake behind the barn?"

by William Winslow April 5, 2006

Irish Handshake

When a guy is throwing up and receiving a hand job from a girl at the same time.

"Hey man, you just puked all over the car and that ho gave you a irish handshake"

by Toan To April 5, 2006