Pat:Did you hear, Megan Shanahan had another miscarriage?

Connor:Aye, can't say I'm surprised.

Pat:Why's that?

Connor:She snaps Irish footballs every other month.

Pat:Yeah, ya really gotta stop knocking her up.

Connor:Aye, probably should stop coming home bleeding drunk and beating her within an inch of her life as well.

(drunken Irish laughter as they clink glasses)