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A premature baby. Coined by Adam Carolla on his podcast(1/18/13).
Pat:Did you hear, Megan Shanahan had another miscarriage?

Connor:Aye, can't say I'm surprised.

Pat:Why's that?

Connor:She snaps Irish footballs every other month.

Pat:Yeah, ya really gotta stop knocking her up.

Connor:Aye, probably should stop coming home bleeding drunk and beating her within an inch of her life as well.

(drunken Irish laughter as they clink glasses)
by griffin_t_a January 18, 2013