1) A misguided horribly run war, based on false pretenses
2) A start of a conversation for misinformed or non-informed idiots to rant about how the war was or was not justified
3) Deciding factor in '04 election
4) A conversation starter for Democrats to complain about how we should pull out of the war even though it was a mistake to start it but we cant pull out now,BECAUSE how the fuck would you feel if a government blew down your house and killed one of your family members, in order to take saddam out of power and then said "bye-bye" and left you to pick up the pieces
2) A start of a conversation for misinformed or non-informed idiots to rant about how the war was or was not justified
3) Deciding factor in '04 election
4) A conversation starter for Democrats to complain about how we should pull out of the war even though it was a mistake to start it but we cant pull out now,BECAUSE how the fuck would you feel if a government blew down your house and killed one of your family members, in order to take saddam out of power and then said "bye-bye" and left you to pick up the pieces
1) Joe: Did u hear about the Iraq war?"
Bill: Yeah, its being horribly run
2) Idiot#1: We need to leave IRAQ NOW!
Idiot#2: Yeah, lets leave all those destroyed homes and leave!
3) Joe: You know how John Kerry lost the '04 election?
Bill: Had a crappy way to run the Iraq war
4) Democrat: We need to leave Iraq
Republican: No, we should stay there for 100 years!
Bill: Yeah, its being horribly run
2) Idiot#1: We need to leave IRAQ NOW!
Idiot#2: Yeah, lets leave all those destroyed homes and leave!
3) Joe: You know how John Kerry lost the '04 election?
Bill: Had a crappy way to run the Iraq war
4) Democrat: We need to leave Iraq
Republican: No, we should stay there for 100 years!
by Joe Sloe February 8, 2008
An opportunity for companies like Blackwater and KBR to make a killing, in however way you want to interpret that.
It actually isn't a war, since former President Bush declared "mission accomplished" on day 89/90 of his lease on the military. Now it has turned into a "rebuilding effort," or a more appropriate term could be damage control.
Now here's the trick that the U.S had up its sleeve all along: they didn't want Iraq to be "democratic," or whatever that's suposed to mean. They wanted to take over Iraq for its potential in the sand business. Yes, I promise you, the sand business.
You might say that's lunacy, but what else makes sense?
You see, if the Americans take back the Holy Sands, which was prized by all in the Middle Ages, they can build the biggest fucking sandecastle in the world.
This will be used to imprison all so-called "terrorists," but more importantly, it will be used to compensate for America's... eh... problem.
Just like the average American civilian's stockload of compensating tools called "guns," the world's biggest fuckign sand castle ever will represent a giant penis.
Just like Manifest Destiny, Sandifest Destiny will be a wet dream come true for Americans and mutated lizards (Dick Cheney) alike.
It actually isn't a war, since former President Bush declared "mission accomplished" on day 89/90 of his lease on the military. Now it has turned into a "rebuilding effort," or a more appropriate term could be damage control.
Now here's the trick that the U.S had up its sleeve all along: they didn't want Iraq to be "democratic," or whatever that's suposed to mean. They wanted to take over Iraq for its potential in the sand business. Yes, I promise you, the sand business.
You might say that's lunacy, but what else makes sense?
You see, if the Americans take back the Holy Sands, which was prized by all in the Middle Ages, they can build the biggest fucking sandecastle in the world.
This will be used to imprison all so-called "terrorists," but more importantly, it will be used to compensate for America's... eh... problem.
Just like the average American civilian's stockload of compensating tools called "guns," the world's biggest fuckign sand castle ever will represent a giant penis.
Just like Manifest Destiny, Sandifest Destiny will be a wet dream come true for Americans and mutated lizards (Dick Cheney) alike.
1.)
Person 1- Hey, how's the Iraq war going?
Person 2- Pretty good, I started chafing a little after a while, but I toughed it out.
2.)
American husband- Honey, you know what we need behind all of the assault rifles and power tools? An Iraq war.
Person 1- Hey, how's the Iraq war going?
Person 2- Pretty good, I started chafing a little after a while, but I toughed it out.
2.)
American husband- Honey, you know what we need behind all of the assault rifles and power tools? An Iraq war.
by DefinatelynotJeremyA February 14, 2010
A war which was started in ernest to attempt to contain the possiblity of a terroist threat wether the threat was real or not is unknown to much of the people in th U.S. and U.K. a few good things came out of it such as a dictator going out of power and the people of iraq gaining the chance to get out of the dark ages which theocracy and horrible fanatisim kept most of the people in shackles of both fear and lack of trust (due to the fanatic muslims giveing the rest a bad rep) but has caused much more bad than good due to the dominate super power (the united states of america) losing its credability and reputation amongst other nations and the global media capitalising on that this has cost the american people much. with the loss of the reputation we have been blamed for outrageous and over exagerated events. and our people have been the unjust target of prejuduce when our government should be takeing the heat. and for those of you who hate america you should know that we have no voice in government as we cannot elect our leaders...thats right the people who actualy vote for the president are not bound by our peoples choice
forign man: fuck america there nothing but war-mongering bitches you all started iraq war!
American: actualy our government did
:forign man: you american fucks are the government you fucking dick sucking terroist!
American: do you even know how our government works?
forign man:..you suck!
American:soooo... i take it thats a no?
forign man: i hope all of you have another 9/11!
American: we have no say in our government. what little we had was all but destroyed by the patriot act. so why are you blameing us?
forign man:...(try's to form a logical argument...fails)
American: actualy our government did
:forign man: you american fucks are the government you fucking dick sucking terroist!
American: do you even know how our government works?
forign man:..you suck!
American:soooo... i take it thats a no?
forign man: i hope all of you have another 9/11!
American: we have no say in our government. what little we had was all but destroyed by the patriot act. so why are you blameing us?
forign man:...(try's to form a logical argument...fails)
by theseekeroftruth October 11, 2007
A jackass that shouldn't become president, someone who lies, deceives, makes empty promises, earns sympathy and convinces voters with a carebare stare... aka Barack Obama
Don't vote for Iraq Osama! Can't you recognize Bin Laden after a shave and a haircut?
CIA agent Tim Osman aka Osama Bin Laden aka Iraq Osama aka Barack Obama
CIA agent Tim Osman aka Osama Bin Laden aka Iraq Osama aka Barack Obama
by mellow moods February 15, 2008
There are a few good reasons for the Iraq War. Saddam Hussein, mah daddy, oil, WMDS, oil. And best of all, we'll be greeted as liberators!
by monthofmay July 9, 2009
A war that was not started because of oil or because George Bush is retarded but because there was a serious threat that the Iraqis did have chemical weapons. During the Iran-Iraq war the Iraqi's killed thousands of Iranian soldiers and civilians with chemical weapons and Saddam killed thousands of his own people with chemical weapons. Then the UN banned Iraq from having chemical weapons but when they tried to inspect Iraqi weapon making facilities the Iraqi's wouldn't let them. Then theres the USA freshly thrown into a war on terrorism now hearing that a crazy fucking radical islamic America hating country probably has some chemical weapons. So they decide to act and take out Saddam. Turns out he didn't have any Chemical weapons at the time so the USA pretty much got fucked due to the ineffectiveness of the UN.
The same things happening now with Iran and their nuclear program but their going to develop them because no one has the balls to do anything anymore.
The same things happening now with Iran and their nuclear program but their going to develop them because no one has the balls to do anything anymore.
idiot: stupid George Bush started the Iraq war cause he wanted OIL.
Smart person: dude shut the fuck up the US invaded Iraq because the UN couldn't get their shit together and the US had to take care of it to prevent some wackjob from getting chemical weapons.
Idiot: your gay you love old men like Bush!!!!!!!
Smart person: dude shut the fuck up the US invaded Iraq because the UN couldn't get their shit together and the US had to take care of it to prevent some wackjob from getting chemical weapons.
Idiot: your gay you love old men like Bush!!!!!!!
by andy 3 March 1, 2010
When you or someone else starts something and at first everything seems to be working fine. Then it quickly turns into a disaster or epic fail.
Al: Bob, how's that house you're building coming along?
Bob: It went OK at first, but after the foundation, I couldn't get anything done. It's a nightmare.
Al: Sounds like you have Iraq Syndrome.
Bob: It went OK at first, but after the foundation, I couldn't get anything done. It's a nightmare.
Al: Sounds like you have Iraq Syndrome.
by rogue_#127 February 27, 2010