A popular, high capacity mp3 player developed by Apple, reviled by many users of Urban Dictionary as a loathsome object of inexaustible hatred. Despite being nothing more
than a fairly expensive music player, the Ipod appears to have fomented a vicious social conflict unseen since the French Revolution.
Husband: "Honey, I bought you an Ipod for Christmas!"
Wife: "An Ipod!" "You Goddamn prick, I want a divorce."
by damon666666666 May 8, 2006
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A condition that affects a person while listening to their ipod/mp3. The condition prohibits the user from hearing anything or anyone. Can lead to other conditions such as being hit by traffic.
Brad: Hey john!
Harry: Dude, he cant hear, hes got ipoditis...
Brad: Oh, Damn it
by bsindada August 23, 2006
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dude, my mom has an ipod , my sister has an ipod mini, my aunt and my cousin has an ipod nano, I have an iRiver.
by Ben Fong October 23, 2006
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A rely rely good song worthy of ipoding
Ben: Hey i rely like that song its so good.
Amie: Yep its been ipoded
by Ben.and.Amie February 29, 2008
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Thw world's smallest form of penis compensation.
Make sure you wear your white headphones everywhere you go while struting around in your tight pants and white belt while listening to the latest Hawthorne Heights song. Who cares if you have no class or taste, you're cool.
by Amall July 31, 2005
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A)A topic on Urban Dictionary that people use to complain how much they hate iPods so fucking much, yet they waste their time not writing what it really is.
B)A portable device used to listen to music. It's lightwieght, and small enough to carry in your pocket. It comes in a variety of colors. You can charge it up from your computer, or buy cord to charge it up in your car.
A)Annoying Person:OMFG, I fucking HATE iPods!!! They're such a waste of tyme and space!!!>:(

by TanikaC.S. April 13, 2007
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A popular, high capacity mp3 player developed by Apple, reviled by many users of Urban Dictionary as a loathsome object of inexaustible hatred. Despite being nothing more
than a fairly expensive music player, the Ipod appears to have fomented a vicious social conflict unseen since the French Revolution.

Husband: "Honey, I bought you an Ipod for Christmas!"
Wife: "An Ipod!" "You Goddamn prick, I want a divorce."
by damon666666666 February 5, 2006
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