Ipadsturbating 

someone who sits at home all of the time playing on his/her iPad and is too busy for real physical social interaction.

Craig is too busy ipadsturbating at home to come to the pub and socialize with real people. What a muppet!

Ipadsturbating by McNobbs November 24, 2010

ipodsterbating 

Playing with one's tech gadget, usually an ipod or iphone, with such extreme attention that they become unaware of their surroundings.

All through lunch he was off in his own world ipodsterbating.

ipodsterbating by Fluffy_V February 11, 2010