Malvern,Iowa

Malvern, Iowa a shitty small town full of incest families. Where STDs are spread through the air. Where their educating is fake news. And where the drama is always poppin. This town is filled with drug addicts and farmers. They might be putting the food on the table but it’s Guaranteed laced with something. The town where people get hit by trains and where the fair ground is the best place to get fucked! They also have the most expensive food because they are some good town. So go on ahead. Go stop at Malvern,Iowa.

I just got fucked in Malvern,Iowa by my Cousin.

by GwoodInTheHouse! April 14, 2018

Iowa hot

Iowa hot is when someone would be considered attractive in Iowa but a 3/10 anywhere else.

Max: Bro, she’s SO hot!

Reace: Nah man, she’s Iowa hot.

by YungButtpiss October 31, 2023

Iowa hot

Iowa hot is when someone would be considered an 8/10 in Iowa but a 3/10 anywhere else.

Max: Oh my god dude, she’s SO hot!

Reace: Nah bro, she’s Iowa hot.

by YungButtpiss October 31, 2023