a non-exsisting dick. A girl might use this term.
"Kara: gawdd hes so annoying"
"Ashley: mehh he can suck my invisible dick"
by Kar Ash February 16, 2009
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An invisible truck that randomly hits people. When you see it you are supposed to yell Damn, this word often prevents it from hitting you and makes it hit the person with you or next to you.
Dean: DAMN ITS THE INVISIBLE TRUCK!
Sophie: OW I JUST GOT HIT.
Sarah: What..?
Sophie: DIDN'T YOU SEE IT! THE INVISIBLE TRUCK JUST HIT ME!
by Boazzzz November 7, 2010
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What some rappers, most notably Devlin fight whilst rapping - Moving their arms around like windmills trying to look "street" they look like they are blocking attacks from invisible ninjas
Dude! Why are you fighting invisible Ninjas! Stop flailing your arms around like a windmill.
by stragen November 2, 2012
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Refers to the non-existent brake on the passenger side of the car. Often used by mothers with new drivers even when they are driving just fine. often used in conjunction with the oh shit handle.
Michelle started pressing on the invisible brake as soon as her son got in the car, of course, this had no effect on his driving.
by dee_gee March 27, 2009
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A product being developed at the Laval University in Quebec.
If it hits the markets, which is likely, it will be able to kill 99.9% of HIV and 90-100% of STDs.
This is a "female condom" which is actually a liquid, solidifying to a gel at body temperature (creating a protective film) and wearing off in approximately 2 hours.
Boy: "Yo baby, lets do it! I forgot protection, but no worries..."

Girl: "Sure if you want, I'll be right back." *Uses invisible condom gel, stays protected, doesn't get preggers*

Boy and Girl: *both happy*
by TheEducated November 3, 2008
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A photo taken by someone who just got their nails done. The hand is in same position that would be used to give a hand job in order to show the nail polish.
On Instagram and Twitter, search the hash tag "invisiblehandjob" and you will see an Invisible Handjob.
by porkerhole September 28, 2012
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When you poop and there's nothing to wipe up. The toilet papper comes out clean.
Hey, I just had an invisible poop.

Cool. Save the rainforest.
by WadeDillon October 29, 2007
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