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invisible sandwich 

When someone has done a recreational substance that makes them move their jaw repeatedly as if eating a sandwich.
That dude has taken so much "X" that he looks like he's eating an invisible sandwich.

invisible protis sniper 

He will just go into your base when you least expect it then he wi-
I tried countering the invisible protis sniper with spore crawlers but then i got sni-

invisible Wrist Watch 

After having sex with a woman you don't want to forget, ejaculate in your hand and give her an Indian Rug Burn where her wrist watch would be. Then Everytime she goes to look at the time she will think of you.
So Davey and I keep sharing Sally as a sex partner but she is always calling Davey not me. But last time I gave her the old Invisible Wrist Watch and now she calls me like clock work!
invisible Wrist Watch by Scubaubatch November 26, 2017

invisible orange 

a common stance in metal music, particularly death metal, where the singer or fans craft their hands into a claw like position, as if they are holding an invisible orange.
I saw Amon Amarth last night man it was fucking METALLLL!! ::holds invisible orange::
invisible orange by flakernate September 15, 2007

invisible chopped liver 

The accomplished martyr’s ultimate verbal and emotional weapon when trying to get some sympathy.

invisible tickle 

When you move your hands toward someone and wiggle your fingers as if you're tickling them but don't actually touch them and they still laugh hysterically and try to push you away like you're actually tickling them.
My sister Adrian hates the invisible tickle! hahaha haaaaaa aaaaaaaaaa a aaaaa aaaaa aaaaaa ajahahaha hahadsf jsdf
invisible tickle by Jennnnnnnnn August 6, 2006
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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