Invex 

1. To delight, soothe, or bring joy/contentment upon.
2. To aid or help.
3. To vaguely discuss or debate.
4. To settle or lay at rest.
5. To comfort or take care of.

1. Listening to classical music always invexes him.
2. Donations of money can invex many people.
3. We invexed the idea of going out this evening.
4. She invexed her child into its bed.
5. The medics invexed him after he was injured.

Invex by Ficelle Homme September 4, 2009

inextrovert 

a person who believes that they can be both introvert and extrovert according to their current situation

Guy: bro, what are you an introvert or extrovert??
Guy 2: dude i am an inextrovert

inextrovert by ismforazi April 24, 2020

Stop inventing 

Get out of here with your bs ideas
Get lost with your absurd ideas

“Carlos give 10 car lengths to Charles”

“Please don’t ask these things; stop inventing”

Stop inventing by F1fan July 5, 2022

who invented breathing 

The person who indeed invented breathing is Mr. Corpse Husband himself.

person: “who invented breathing?”
us: “CHOKE ME LIKE YOU HATE ME”

who invented breathing by kittykittymeowmeowpur January 11, 2021

Urinal Index 

A system for determining exactly how "low rent" a bar, restaurant or cafeteria is. To determine a business' standing on the URINAL INDEX, you throw some change into a urinal in the men's room. Every so often you check on it. If no one takes it, you may add some more. The LOWEST amount of change that it finally takes for someone to fish out the piss covered change is that business' score on the Urinal Index.
Originally invented at Darby's Oldtowne Armes, In Brampton Ontario.

Darby's was a 17 (cents) on the urinal index.

Urinal Index by archimedes579 May 16, 2010

Rose Index 

The Rose index is a simple ratio that signifies the quality of available women in a given city.

The equation is derived off of observed 1-10 rating of people in relationships you view around town.

Quality of Woman / Quality of Man, with 1 being a base case where these two are equal.

The Rose Index is absolutely on fire in Russia! I see these absolute smokeshow 10's holding hands with these portly drunken 4's of men. That's a whopping 2.5 on the Rose Index!

Rose Index by Esorja November 27, 2014

Sad App Inventor 

In the MIT app inventor competition students used scratch coding with expensive code while loosing to a rando with

cheaper code. Causing these app inventors to be sad.

*Snapchat story* "Missing, drunk, awake at 4 A.M. (Sad App Inventor)."

Sad App Inventor by sadappinventor September 30, 2021