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The exact opposite of an "extrovert" and introvert tends to keep to themselves due to having a different mindset than everyone else. Introverts tend to have a strong sense of self, caused by their solitary nature. They have few friends but those friends are very precious to them. Despite their appearance they sometimes have low self-esteem and tend to feel lonely often. However, an introvert enjoys their time to themselves very much and considers that time most precious. extroverts tend to hate and misunderstand introverts since they can't understand them. Due to this introverts usually avoid most extroverts because they tend to be assholes or because some of their pointless conversations tend to kill brain cells. Due to dealing with extroverts, they can come up with amazing comebacks. Introverts are very interesting people to talk to because of their completely different view of the world and are great to have as friends because they'll never betray you
Extrovert Asshole: Hey you stupid introvert! How about you make some friends, oh wait, you can't!!! HAHAHA!!
Introvert: Why would I want to make friends with people who only talk about what they would eat out of Courtney's ass?
by Datguywiththeface January 02, 2014
Someone who has to warm up to you to show that they're completely insane.
At first I thought Tom was just shy but know I know he's introverted.
by Obliviousness July 18, 2014
Someone who has to warm up to you to show that they're completely insane.
At first I thought Tom was just shy but know I know he's introverted.
by Obliviousness July 18, 2014
1. A person who gets drunk alone in their room because nobody likes them.

2. A person who is rude, obnoxious, socially retarded, and too mentally weak to understand the concept of empathy.

3. A person who completely and totally loses their sense of self when they're near another human being. It shatters their unearned sense of self superiority when they are confronted with the cold hard truth that they are mediocre at best.

4. A person who has no mind, and becomes permanently fixated on very specific topics like video games, My Little Pony, or Anime. They then attempt to awkwardly discuss said topics with people and fail miserably in much the same way that they fail at life in general.

5. A person who hates you and thinks you're inferior for not being just like them. As is evidenced by several other entries under this definition that seethe with irrational hate for people with a different outlook on life.

6. A person who has NO idea how his actions affect others. The lack of human contact has transformed these people in to narcissistic creatures of pure egocentrism. They cannot hope to comprehend the concept of an "other". Like a toddler, they believe that there is only them at the center of their own universe.

7. Useless pile of flab whose only purpose is to take up valuable space. A plague upon any society that slowly dements its inhabitants by creating an environment rife with isolationism and distrust. The world would be much more peaceful and serene without them.
The nerds in any college are all introverts. These people will most likely end up living with their parents and marrying anime themed pillows while the smart, socially competent extroverts will end up making 6 digits a year.
by fedorabro69 October 04, 2013
One who plays with himself
Damn, chris is an introvert!

What do you mean?

He's always playing with himself
by Dumb Ditty Dumb Dumb October 25, 2010
1.People who don't have a life; Like to be home ALL day, EVERYDAY usually in front of the computer with a sprite and a bag of cheetos. Theymake themselves appear arrogant and anti-social when they are in groups because they dont know how to make small talk.

2. When you ask them a question, by the end of their LONG ASS answer, your regretting having asked. BTW- do NOT, what ever you do, bring up religion, politics, gaming, economics or history!!! If you ask them their opinion on something as minut as "Are you for or against the mosque they are wanting to build in NYC?" They wont just GIVE you their opinion. They will make you sit through this LONG story about how other people feel about it, and why so they can make sure you (who are sooo less intelligent) are well informed and so that they can justify their opinion before giving it.

3. A person who has no fashion sense because he/she doesnt get out of the house long enough to see what is in style.

4. People that dont clean, because just being alone at home is good enough for them.

5. Owner of many CATS!

6. Dont get laid..... ever.

I think that about sums up the definition for Introvert... ps. To my introvert boyfriend - I love you honey!!!!
(Extrovert) Honey, lets go outside and turn up our radios and clean our cars out together on Saturday, it will be fun!!

(Introvert) Seriously?? Do we have too? Here is a better idea that will be even MORE Fun- Why dont you do that, and I will stay inside and do house stuff (aka on the comp) for ya??

(Extrovert) NO.

(Introvert) Can I at least get some gaming time in that morning?
by Extrovert October 08, 2010
Somebody that thinks about himself/herself.
"He's a such an introvert. He bought all the booze for himself."
by robot January 27, 2005