Intoxitext
A fun term to be used in place of "drunk texting", because "drunk texting" is just a boring way of saying it; coined by Sean Davidson, master of the Intoxitext.
Intoxitext by SupermanD4 December 27, 2009
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Intoxitext
Intoxitext by Callowake August 26, 2009
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Intoxitext
-noun
1. an SMS message sent while under the influence of alcohol or other intoxicating substance; drunk texting
2. any text with typographical errors in it that would suggest intoxication of the sender
-verb
2. to send a drunk text
1. an SMS message sent while under the influence of alcohol or other intoxicating substance; drunk texting
2. any text with typographical errors in it that would suggest intoxication of the sender
-verb
2. to send a drunk text
I didn't realize how many intoxitexts I sent last night until I woke up this morning.
These intoxitexts you're sending me don't make any sense.
I've got to stop intoxitexting every time I go out or people will start judging me.
These intoxitexts you're sending me don't make any sense.
I've got to stop intoxitexting every time I go out or people will start judging me.
Intoxitext by eamongorin September 12, 2010
intoxifest
(n.) A party and/or festival where alcohol is widely available and significantly consumed until the point of hospitalization. (i.e. intoxi-hospitalization).
Intoxifest is an incredibly ballin' event until the point of unconsciousness where people point their fingers at your utter ridiculousness and continue partying without you.
Can be used generally but commonly found in college acappella groups going on "retreat"
Intoxifest is an incredibly ballin' event until the point of unconsciousness where people point their fingers at your utter ridiculousness and continue partying without you.
Can be used generally but commonly found in college acappella groups going on "retreat"
It was a friggin' intoxifest last night!
Yo, we got so messed up at that intoxifest this weekend!
Brian was so drunk that he got intoxi-hospitalized last night after he pissed on some ho's desk!
Yo, we got so messed up at that intoxifest this weekend!
Brian was so drunk that he got intoxi-hospitalized last night after he pissed on some ho's desk!
intoxifest by Da Queefz February 1, 2008
intoxitweeting
Tweeting while intoxicated.
person 1: did you see her tweets last night man?
person 2: yeah, but then again she was intoxitweeting from her phone.
person 2: yeah, but then again she was intoxitweeting from her phone.
intoxitweeting by Vicktastic09 February 10, 2010
intoxitexting
Texting while extremely inebriated. Usually very late or early in the morning. provides a permanent record of something you probably wouldn't say sober!!!!
intoxitexting by Dr Tony November 14, 2014
Intoxitweeting
I'm such an idiot! I was intoxitweeting from the bar the other night and tweeted something totally stupid to my boss/coworker/love interest.
Intoxitweeting by AmyGuth December 21, 2010
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