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Intoxitardation 

The point when consuming alcohol when one becomes too drunk to perform simple tasks and functions.
After that last shot of whiskey, I lost my ability to text or speak coherently. It must have been intoxitardation.
Intoxitardation by grasscarp99 November 15, 2011
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Intoxitalk 

The things a person says when inebriated, things they would not otherwise say in sobriety. Such things can include brutal honesty or simply things said for comic or entertainment value, and/or sympathy.
"I thought you said last night that you want to go live in a van in the middle of the wilderness?"
"Naw, man. That was just intoxitalk."
Intoxitalk by the real rhinoman January 28, 2009

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016