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Internip 

Posted photos on the internet of a woman with hard nipples seen through her clothing. Accidental nipple shot that has been posted online.
Scarlett was horrified the day after the holiday party when she checked the pictures online only to discover that she suffered from internip. She called her best girlfriend in tears, "My nipples are all over the internet!"
Internip by GiddyUpGirl December 29, 2008
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intertippity 

to feel deeply torn because you know what is right, best or practical and that conflicts with what is pleasurable or what you ardently want.

A specific form of cognitive dissonance and inner-conflict.

Sometimes accompanied by ambivalence.

Often used to describe difficulty while developing new habits.
I have not known so much intertippity since my doctor first told me I was at risk for type II diabetes, and the waiter plunked down a big honkin' chocolate lava cake with vanilla ice cream in front of me.

Internite 

A noun that describes an individual who is a heavy internet user, usually to the point where they know every meme/viral video to date, whilst maintaining a constant lookout for new ones. An Internite's physical appearance is often (but not always) a Caucasian, pimple infested heavy-set male, whose aesthetic deficiencies severely outweigh his/her ability to communicate with the opposite sex. Internites are nocturnal creatures, often preferring colder, dark isolated environments. Since hygiene isn't a priority, these individuals are generally quite smelly. Due to their daily seclusion from life, they are also known to be very weird and quite socially awkward.
Ted is such an internite, all he does is go around saying annoying/overused memes, like 'cool story bro' and 'haha, I trolled you'. F*cking weirdo.
Internite by IsraelHands09 July 26, 2011

internigga 

(noun): a good friend one knows through only the internet.
Me and my internigga always mess around on the forums.

My internigga always has great jokes when we're grinding.
internigga by kitchwatembo February 17, 2009

internap 

My cat's life is just a series of brief internaps.
internap by W LaMontagne September 16, 2007

Interninja 

A person who can find anyone or anything on the internet, and usually sends you links non-stop.
"So, in the course of a 3 minute conversation today, Bill sent me 17 links, used 5 different memes, taught me 2 new words."
"...Damnit, I hate that guy."
"Hell, I don't. He's a godamn Interninja."
Interninja by Girnee July 30, 2009

internight

A night spent in solitude, with only the world wide web to keep one company.
"Dude, I need to get out more. In the past week I've had 5 internights."
internight by nadylime June 15, 2009