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Internip 

Posted photos on the internet of a woman with hard nipples seen through her clothing. Accidental nipple shot that has been posted online.
Scarlett was horrified the day after the holiday party when she checked the pictures online only to discover that she suffered from internip. She called her best girlfriend in tears, "My nipples are all over the internet!"
Internip by GiddyUpGirl December 29, 2008
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intertippity 

to feel deeply torn because you know what is right, best or practical and that conflicts with what is pleasurable or what you ardently want.

A specific form of cognitive dissonance and inner-conflict.

Sometimes accompanied by ambivalence.

Often used to describe difficulty while developing new habits.
I have not known so much intertippity since my doctor first told me I was at risk for type II diabetes, and the waiter plunked down a big honkin' chocolate lava cake with vanilla ice cream in front of me.
intertippity by Xanadu The Great April 15, 2015

Internite 

A noun that describes an individual who is a heavy internet user, usually to the point where they know every meme/viral video to date, whilst maintaining a constant lookout for new ones. An Internite's physical appearance is often (but not always) a Caucasian, pimple infested heavy-set male, whose aesthetic deficiencies severely outweigh his/her ability to communicate with the opposite sex. Internites are nocturnal creatures, often preferring colder, dark isolated environments. Since hygiene isn't a priority, these individuals are generally quite smelly. Due to their daily seclusion from life, they are also known to be very weird and quite socially awkward.
Ted is such an internite, all he does is go around saying annoying/overused memes, like 'cool story bro' and 'haha, I trolled you'. F*cking weirdo.
Internite by IsraelHands09 July 26, 2011

internigga 

(noun): a good friend one knows through only the internet.
Me and my internigga always mess around on the forums.

My internigga always has great jokes when we're grinding.
internigga by kitchwatembo February 17, 2009

internap 

The space between naps.
My cat's life is just a series of brief internaps.
internap by W LaMontagne September 16, 2007

internight

A night spent in solitude, with only the world wide web to keep one company.
"Dude, I need to get out more. In the past week I've had 5 internights."
internight by nadylime June 15, 2009

Interninja 

A person who can find anyone or anything on the internet, and usually sends you links non-stop.
"So, in the course of a 3 minute conversation today, Bill sent me 17 links, used 5 different memes, taught me 2 new words."
"...Damnit, I hate that guy."
"Hell, I don't. He's a godamn Interninja."
Interninja by Girnee July 30, 2009
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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