Internet ass 

Internet ass is when somebody in reality gets no ass so they go on the internet to a dateing site and for some reason they will get every single boy or girl. They will usually get nude photos and other sexually related things.

Guy who gets internet ass : "dude i got so much ass last night". Guy who doesent get internet ass: " but no one likes you". Guy who gets internet ass: "yah dude i go on the internet to get it".

Internet ass by Internet ass April 26, 2011

internet bad ass 

A nerd who plays online games and acts tough. If you piss him off he will probably say he could take you in real life and ask for your address incase he wins the lottery in which case he'll have to make room for alot of ass beatings.

Ted: WOW DUDE I PWNZORD YOU LET ME GET YOR ADDRESS SO I CAN PWN YOU IN RL!
Bill: shut the fuck up nerd boy

internet bad ass by Oz March 11, 2005

Smart ass Internet people

Annoying ass people that use the internet to hide themselves and talk crap in a smart ass logical genuis way. And somehow think that there better than everyone else and say that everything created in earth that people like or enjoy are retarded and immature.

NORMAL PERSON:likes something on internet
Smart ass Internet people:OH thats gay and for little kids.

Smart ass Internet people by cracker mijo August 21, 2011

Internet Asshole 

Someone who's an asshole on the internet. This same person probably can't get away with being an asshole in real-life. Most internet assholes are either too lazy or too retarded to hold a real job.

Man, that Timmy kid is such an internet asshole!

Internet Asshole by The Robot Council February 7, 2010

Internet Asshole 

The Internet Asshole or "Homo Internetus" embodies a wealth of factoids backed up with little to no life experience, a crippling sense of agoraphobia, and a mild mix of tourettes and aspergers.

These are all drawn together with a slight judgmental grimace as if playing the part of the worlds observer. Pasty skin and a nasally tone are good compliments but not entirely necessary.

Nathaniel is such an internet asshole. A total Homo Internetus.

Internet Asshole by The Original Running Sloth March 27, 2013

internet language assimilation 

The subconscious reaction with online chatters ,whom are speaking in different audible accents , to assimilate language which varies from their own and towards other accents. Different dialects of the English language can sometimes assimilate when groups or individuals meet in international chatrooms or media platforms.This occurs when there are commonalities and familiarization between people IE slang words used by American chatters such as DUDE and YALL become common words for all in the chatroom.

Internet language assimilation is a common but largely unrecognized phenomenon that all international voice chatters are guilty of.

internet language assimilation by Islalover November 19, 2019

Internetastic 

The only word that can accurately describe the awesomeness of the internet.

Williams: Hey, Pete! The internet is... umm... let me just explain: did you know that you can use Wikipedia to get a general idea of something, then use Google to take it deeper, and THEN use Hotmail, Facebook, or Twitter to share this information with your friends?

Pete: Yes, Williams, I did. The word you were looking for is "internetastic".

Williams: You know, Pete, a vocabulary like that is sure to get you into a fine liberal arts institution.

Internetastic by Munce93 January 1, 2012