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InterTarded 

Adjective:
Describes a condition whereas a person is incredibly inept at being able to use and/or navigate the Internet. (Internet + Retarded)
While I was showing our client our new website, I discovered she was intertarded when he ask, "do I have to double click on the link thingies?"
InterTarded by Tech Tall March 24, 2009
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intertard 

An internet retard. Someone that fails, typically in an epic fashion, at the internet. Also, a replacement term for noob , to identify someone as stupid, lame, or that does not know what they are talking about.
Yo, intertard, gtfo.
* intertard has been kicked from #leet
intertard by Alphasee April 30, 2008

entertarded 

adj.

1. entertaining & retarded

2. having the scrumptious aroma of bacon cooked to crunchy perfection

n. the state of being stuck under a giant tarp
1. Popo Cuffs and Coco Puffs are the most entertarded people I know.
2. Wowzers! Your new perfume is entertarded.
3. Get the bulldozer! I'm entertarded!
entertarded by Mazod Voreeg November 30, 2011

Intertard 

An internet retard. Someone that fails, typically in an epic fashion, at the internet. Also, a replacement term for noob , to identify someone as stupid, lame, or that does not know what they are talking about.
Yo, intertard, gtfo.
* intertard has been kicked from #leet
Intertard by Alphasee May 1, 2008

Intertained

When real life ceases to provides the sustenance required to keep you entertained, so you turn to the internet for images of cats and similar nonsense.
I got sick of homework, so I Intertained myself with cats falling off of things.
Intertained by Gradiator_FTW April 12, 2015

Internetarded 

Someone who is being a retard on the internet or just internet illiterate.
Some girl just posted a naked picture of herself on Facebook. How internetarded.
Internetarded by rossbreakslaws August 20, 2016

intereared 

to feel hungry, shitty, and lonely as well as to possibly have jaundice
"hey, are you ok?"
"I feel sick and my lover cheated on me with my parents"
"oh no man, you must be very intereared right now"
intereared by 3amtings December 8, 2019
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