ill-intentioned

To bear malice against with forethought.

e. g. Dear readers... it has come to the boards' attention that some chatters have taken it upon themselves to pick on our dear Kit_. This will not be tolerated, you will stop hurting her feelings, and she is after all very fragile. AND it is the board's job to protect her from nefarious individuals with ill-intentioned motives

by Rocky101 June 13, 2010

intentional irony

When someone does something ironic intentionally, usually for comic effect.

MSN conversation:

Jack: I love lolcat's.
Jill: Nice grammar geniu's.

John: I hate people who fail at English.
Mary: Me to. (intentional irony)

by silly_sawsage April 14, 2010

intent to date

A formal announcement that you want to hook up with someone, ensuring that no one tries to cock block, or steal, your intended partner.

Bill: I'm going to try to go out with Sarah.
Mike: Was that an announcement of intent to date?
Bill: I guess.
Mike: Duly noted.

by idsofoak February 4, 2011

letter of intent

(Law) (Verb) A first kiss indicating that the kisser, i.e. initiator has the serious intention of doing something more to the kissee, i.e. receiver. Such as kissing more, something a bit sexier or potentially even dating depending on the circumstances specified in previous negotiations. It does not constitute either a promise or a contract, further described in the Flight of the Conchords so aptly named song A Kiss is Not a Contract.

(Verb) Declaration of intentions.

(Verb) First Move, aka you didn't chicken out.

Woman: What! I thougth you gave me a letter of intent, how are you NOW dating my sister?
Girl: OMG, he gave me a letter of intent after the Brittney Spears concert!
Man:Now that was a sweet sweet letter of intent.

by Not a Lawyer/CircuitCourtJudge April 25, 2011

Intentional Walk

When an individual gives another a free pass to any base. Often a way of showing pity, but sometimes just an excuse for a horny person to get some.

Often, when an a person reaches a certain age and is still a virgin, another will give them an Intentional Walk.

by WalksALot October 1, 2011

Intentional Walk

When an individual feels pity for a fellow being and gives them a free pass to "first base".

Anna had felt so bad for Tyler that she gave him an Intentional Walk and kissed him by the lockers.

by D4Diggz May 24, 2011

intently glancing

when someone pretends to glance to look at what you are writing or have written in an instant messenger session but is actually GLANCING very intently and has read EVERYTHING you have said

The creepy old man was INTENTLY GLANCING at my i.m. when i was chatting.

by Riter January 21, 2006