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Integricide 

(v) A mashup of "integrity" and "suicide" meaning 'to assassinate one's own character and credibility through an exposed pattern of deceit, deception, prevarication, equivocation and any and every other terminology that can be linked to dishonesty.'
Man 1: "The governmedia committed integricide years ago but, for some reason, most people still listen to them. Go figure."

Woman 1: "It amazes me that people still vote because there hasn't been a single politician who hasn't publicly committed integricide in decades."

Woman 2: "I know! All the politicians, the knews media, the military; it's like they're all in a mass integricide pact!"

intellicist 

When whiny little bitches who are so lost in Political correctness can not have an intellectual conversation without feeling butthurt
Me: "If the N-Word is negative, by logic, non should use it, but if its positive all should be able to use it"

Idiot: "No you can't you are not the same color skin"

Me: "So based on your argument I need to be black in order to have a pass to use the word Nigga in a positive way? isn't that racist"

Idiot: Na cause thats racist

Me: "What are you! an intellicist"
intellicist by Eddie Broadway July 12, 2015

intelligise

to make intelligent of platitudes
I love your hat...I love your hat..I love you hat....hell the hat is loved!(a bird's nest discovery by a flutterby at a social forum)
intelligise by Manque March 31, 2005

Intesticide 

Intesticide is the gaseous chemical appetite-suppressant vapor that one stores in their alimentary tract and quietly applies to a room full of unsuspecting people while cropdusting.

A combination of the words pesticide and intestines

Synonymous with the noun form of the verb fart
Dude, I just cropdusted some Monsanto level intesticide in the boss's office while he was on a business call, there was no escape for him, he had to just tough it out. He *probably* has cancer now, but his office is termite free for the moment, they won't be hungry for a while, I guarantee that.

Boss's face:
📞(ಥ_ಥ) 🔫
Intesticide by human_wrench August 11, 2016

intelligicide

(Noun) The concept of being smart and open minded enough to realize one knows a little bit about a vast and difficult (often political) subject, but not nearly enough to have an informed and defendable opinion, thus staying silent and leaving the debate to the even less informed masses, and in turn contributing to the atmosphere of slander and polarization.
Because she was afraid to defend her standpoint, Megan kept silent even though she saw clear fallacy in the logic of both sides, effectively committing intelligicide.
intelligicide by Kaiwano April 4, 2017

Intellicist 

An Intellicist is a person that has a (very) high IQ and a below average EQ. These people believe that because they are so intelligent, they are better than everyone else and, thus, lack empathy for other people. Intellicists are often insecure because, despite believing that they are so much more intelligent than others, but they struggle in life to have meaningful relationships and feel isolated and unsuccessful. Intellicists especially dislike and put-down people that are more successful than themselves financially &/or having a good group of friends.
The word Intellicist is comes from Intelligent and Narcissist
Ben is a real Intellicist, always pointing out how he is smarter than other people and thus making them feel bad and disliked.
Intellicist by Xxxternality January 4, 2024
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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