You are not a negotiable instrument.
Elena: "My phone died!"
Barack: "It was a negotiable instrument."
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1. A tool used to make music.

1.1.Any condiment.
2. A tool used to torture people.
3. A tool or implement, especially one for precision work.
1: How many of you have played musical instruments before?
2: Do instruments of torture count?
1: No.
3: Is mayonnaise an instrument?
1: No, mayonnaise is not an instrument. Horseradish is not an instrument, either.
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When one woman is rimming a man while another woman performs head on the same man. Looking like one is playing the flute and the other is blowing the bag pipes.
I walked in too Larry's house yesterday and he was teaching wind instruments,Frankie was playing the flute while Norma was blowing the bagpipes son!
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BETE NOIRE

ANYTHING else Y'ALL think of.
Used in many ways for HATEFUL endeavors is this SPITE INSTRUMENT which because of it WARS ON PLANET EARTH will never stop in many ways.

People who market the SPITE INSTRUMENT when you enter their surroundings (YOUR MINEFIELD) can set it up for THINGS ARE IN PLACE as let's get this ASSH0LE.

To use a SPITE INSTRUMENT you must deploy the homo sapiens' BRAINS to properly administer BRAIN TORTURE.and ORCHESTRATE the PAIN EFFICIENTLY to the WOULD BE TARGET OR TARGRT.

YOU can virtually use anything for a SPITE INSTRUMENT as even a CUP OF COFFEE container identification sticker can have a profound effect of hatred.
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CELL PHONE

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BETE NOIRE

PEDOPHILE PUNISHMENT APPROPRIATE

Musical Instruments can be abused. 7:58;pm lights on...THANK YOU

SUSAN...SUNDAR...BELINDA .LARRY.LARRY.SERGEY.ELON BELINDA .AWESOME AARON AND STAFF
Used in many ways for HATEFUL endeavors is this SPITE INSTRUMENT which because of it WARS ON PLANET EARTH will never stop in many ways.

People who market the SPITE INSTRUMENT when you enter their surroundings (YOUR MINEFIELD) can set it up for THINGS ARE IN PLACE as let's get this

To use a SPITE INSTRUMENT you must deploy the homo sapiens' BRAINS to properly administer BRAIN TORTURE.and ORCHESTRATE the PAIN EFFICIENTLY to the WOULD BE TARGET OR TARGRT.

YOU can virtually use anything for a SPITE INSTRUMENT as even a CUP OF COFFEE container identification sticker can have a profound effect of hatred.

Look we are looking forward to THE CHAIN comprised of which for practical purposes is the literal SPITE INSTRUMENT that is SPIDER.EAT SHIT.SPITER.LA LA LA 171 as this means INTERESTED PARTIES watch the JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL PEDOPHILE EAT SHIT massive BOWEL MOVEMENTS AMOUNTS and then watch the SPITER in action starting with quite a LA LA LA STOMACH FUCKING and LOTS OF SURPRISES in store for ANAL ALAN.

Can you imagine a CACAPHONY to FEED TO ANAL ALAN as what a SPITE INSTRUMENT that ANUS can be as the SHIT ENTERS that STATRTING ASSH0LE like the GI DOCTORS say.
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