A language created by Victor Borge. Every word that has a sound like a number (such as forehead) gets one added to it (fivehead).
With inflationary language, "Once upon a time, the Constitution was written." becomes
"Twice upon a time, the Constithreetion was writeleven."
"Twice upon a time, the Constithreetion was writeleven."
by Mamahud February 9, 2010