A disease that you get after seeing characters turned into cats/other animals. Symptoms may include:
-making weird sounds in public
-using emoticons like "UwU" in text
-erratic behavior
It pretty much never leaves your mind, and it shatters your brain cells one by one until you get it forever
The only way to cure it: erasing it from your mind by avoiding all reminders of it
"She got the chan infection after watching the sad cat dance"
by Backroomsguy111 February 27, 2023
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pinworm infection
pinworm infection.
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the same as public displays of infection.

IE to be engaging in "over the top" make out sessions oblivious to the world around them.
pubic displays of infection

pascal: ugh, that obese couple in the McDicks is making out with mayo allover their turkey chins...
Leopold: yea i know, what a sickening pubic display of infection ....

olga: ...fucking nasty...
by skitofit May 1, 2011
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Checking the temperature to look inside your ear
You don't have any infection
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Checking the temperature to look inside your ear
You don't have any infection
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When your man is about to jizz and it squirts in your eye and two days later you are being seen for pink eye.
I was trying to aim for her face but burped as I was cumming and missed and it went all in her eye and gave her a jerk squirt infection. l
by catfabulous January 18, 2017
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When you accidentally spit windshield wiper fluid into your friends urethra.
Oh no my friend has a penal infection I guess it’s time to sacrifice him to the Egyptian sun god!
by Penal infection April 14, 2022
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