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Caucasoid Indo-Aryan male sex organ. Slightly smaller than other Aryans (eg. the Irano-Aryan & Luso-Asian),
all Arya-Lingas are in turn dwarfed by the Negro-Dravidian mean. Thus, the ancient Prakrit & Sanskrit sexologists found that the 3 Indo-Aryan types (the "White" Hare's Brahmin Penis, the "Red" Deer-Buck's Kshatriya Penis & the "Yellow" Bull's Vaishya Penis) average 6, 8 & 10 unglees (fingerwidths) (4.5, 6 & 7.5 inches) respectively. These all, however, are in turn below the "Black" Stallion's Shudra-Lingam of 12 unglees (9 in) (Ananga-Ranga, 3.1).

Protestant-Victorian studies support these results: "The Kama Sutra divides men into 3 classes, according to the
length of their lingam, - the hares, the bulls, & the stallions. In comparison with the Negro {incl. Negro-Dravidian} - the type of the stallion of the human race - the Hindoo {ie. Indo-Aryan} is a hare, but a little bigger, however, than the Annamite {Burmese}, who appears to me to occupy the lowest place in the scale of the comparative sizes of the genital organs... The average size appeared to me to be about 5 in. long, by 1 1/4 in diameter. Few are from 5 1/2 to 6 in., which is nearly the European average, & which here appears to be the maximum." ("Untrodden Fields of Anthropology", Dr. Jacobus Sutor, Vol.1, p.262-3; Paris: Libraire de Medicine, folklore et anthro., 1898, reprint Am. Anthro. Soc.) Later studies have further confirmed the ancients.
1. A study led by Dr. Eduardo Gomez de Diego, CEO of Andromedical concluded that the Indo-Aryan Penis matched the smallest East Asiatics: " ... the average world size penis when erect is 14 cm (5.5 in) ... The smallest averages were found in India 10.2 cm (3.9 in) & South Korea 9,6 cm (3.7 in)." (ClickPress, Wed Jan 11 2006)

2. A 2-year study by the Indian Council of Medical Research focussed on the Indo-Aryan cities of Mumbai &
New Delhi concluded that "60% of men in the financial capital Mumbai had penises about 2.4 cm (1 in.) shorter than those condoms catered for ... For a further 30%, the difference was at least 5cm (2 in.) ... the ICMR survey had studied 1400 men between 18-50 years of age in cities like Mumbai & New Delhi ..." ("Oversized condoms a headache for many Indian men," Reuters, 8 Dec. 2006)

3. "To avoid the Arya-Linga Stereotype, many Vedic-Aryan men convert to Islam & become circumcised, hoping to increase their penis size." - Analysis of Vedic Conversion to Islam

4. When I pulled down my pants she laughed because all I had to offer was a Chota Arya-Linga.

5. "Due to the annoyingly small size of the Aryan penis, Aryan women find little satisfaction in embracing an Aryan, Hence, given a free choice, the Aryan female will choose the Shudra over a man of her own race, a fact most evident in regions with a lax caste system, eg. the far Islamo-Aryan North & the Catholic Lusitanic coasts." - Brahmin Rationale for Caste System.
by Moollah_Do_Pyaza October 11, 2010
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