Incrapnito

When a person in a public bathroom stall is trying to pretend they are not taking a crap when another person walks into the bathroom. The person in the stall will cough, blow their nose, shuffle random papers, or even stay perfectly still and silent as if they are invisible.

Sammy: Did you hear all that coughing in the bathroom? Poor person must be real sick!

Taylor: Either that or they were going incrapnito.

Incrapnito by mamas48 November 27, 2012

Get merch

Get the Incrapnito mug.

See more merch

Incopnito

Adj: (Of a cop) having one's true identity as a police officer concealed.

Noun: An undercover cop.

"Yo watch out, that tweaker you're selling to has clean clothes and looks like he has bathed recently... I think he might be an officer incopnito."

Incopnito by buttmanmcgee69 May 30, 2015

Get merch

Related Words

Incrapnito • incargnito • Incopnito • indragnito

indragnito

When you hide the fact that you talk to guys in drag from others

He had to be indragnito for fear of being bullied by intolerant friends

indragnito by Tamkin cpa August 18, 2019

Get merch

incargnito

When you are driving a rental or car you don’t own. You can ride around unrecognized by your wheels, or “incargnito”

I got a loaner because my car is in the shop. I’m gonna go cruise by my old b.f.’s house incargnito. He’ll never know it was me.

incargnito by Palmie gadget January 4, 2021

Get merch

Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Get merch

Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

Get merch

jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

Get merch