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Incocknito 

When you have to hide your boner, you're Incocknito.
I had to go Incocknito at the pool party yesterday.
Incocknito by icwish May 27, 2009

Incocknito Mode 

Going on Google Chrome or any browser that has a "no history recorded" mode, (called incognito mode on Chrome), and watching sexually explicit videos, usually to stop people from knowing that you've been watching it.
"I was watching porn on the family computer, so I had to go incocknito mode."

Incocknito 

When someone sticks there penis in you but you don't know who it is
Julia said that someone went incocknito on her
Incocknito by IBLAZEBUGLES October 21, 2017

inCOCKnito 

The art of having a sly wank unnoticed by the surrounding public, ideally practised on public transport, shopping malls or places of authority. Aimed at the gender/animal of your choice.
Mummy why has that person gone red in the face? Ignore him Beatrice, I think he's incocknito
inCOCKnito by Gary Johns July 18, 2006

incockneedo 

Incockneedo is for the urban commuter who doesn't want to dress like every day is race day. What he will do is wear the padded cycling shorts under his cargo shorts.
Noob Commuter " Man my ass is killing me today. I bought a new seat and everything, still no joy.

Commuter With Street Cred " Yeah son, you should be rolling, incockneedo" (raising shorts ever so slightly to reveal the ultra comfy chamois shorts)

incockbeato 

When you open an incognito tab specifically to beat your meat.
I really needed to sling some ropes before bed so I opened up an incockbeato tab in chrome
incockbeato by The Fn Key December 1, 2018