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Incapacitating dump 

When you are taking a shit so excruciatingly painful, you are unable to leave the toilet for anything due to the sheer intensity of the dump.
His house was on fire and he had time to escape. However, he was taking an incapacitating dump and burned to death on the crapper.

Incapaciretarded 

ad•jec•tive

The state of being at which one is no longer able to comprehend or explain their surroundings. This happens when someonody is too stoned or high to function, usuallly after hitting a nice water pipe.
Ever since Eric bought his new illadelph he’s been incapaciretarded every time we see him!
Incapaciretarded by Kolakc17 August 27, 2018

giggle incapacitation 

when one is so overcome by giggling that they are unable to perform any other actions. commonly affects ditsy girls.
Bill: "why can't sarah just answer my question?"
Sarah: *giggles and kneels over*
Josh: "dont worry about her, she is suffering from giggle incapacitation"
giggle incapacitation by caskaziom January 11, 2011

Affectionately Incapable

Usually the female kind who has this problem, they are unable to show affection and do not see the point of it. They are unable to publicly or privately show much affection at all.
Dude: you are so amazing in so many ways your pretty and sweet!
Girl: kul wats up?
Dude: wtfpwnt Affectionately Incapable much?!?!?!
Not capable (of doing something); unable

Not having the necessary ability, qualification, or strength to perform some specified act or function
Sean seemed incapable of understanding how she felt.

(Say incapable of doing something)
incapable by CCLo Ve January 25, 2016
Not being capable, unable to do something correctly
Ari and Fiona are both incapable, they are both extremely stupid
Incapable by Fiona Okida October 30, 2018
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026
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