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Spoon In My Gelato 

He put his spoon in my gelato!

born with a plastic spoon in my mouth 

The be born poor; the opposite of being born with a silver spoon in your mouth.
I'm not poor and dumb enough to be a NASCAR driver, Kenny! I wasn't born with a plastic spoon in my mouth like you!

-- Eric Cartman

Dipping My Spoon In The Fudge Jar 

A common, discreet and socially acceptable way to reference anal sex between a male and female or two males. The spoon references the penis and the fudge jar represents the arse of the more than willing partner.
Frank: What's up bro! Want to go hang out tonight?
Scott: No can do brahhhh!! I am busy right now! I am Dipping My Spoon In The Fudge Jar.
Frank: Cool Brahhh!!!

Big spoon in a microwave 

It is like a spoon in the microwave (in that it kills you), except there is a massive person hanging dong behind you, creepily staring over shoulder.
Shit! I just wanted to put a spoon in the microwave, but now there is a big, burly, naked man behind me! Now it's a big spoon in a microwave!

Spoon in the Road 

Another way to refer to a cul-de-sac or dead end inside of a neighborhood
"Hey man, what are the directions to your house?"
"Just take a left on Tilden, then a right into the first neighborhood you see. My house is the first house on the spoon in the road"
Spoon in the Road by EMF0X June 7, 2018

fartin in da spoon 

It is when you are with someone in bed, (spooned together) and one farts.
yo, I could't believe just because she ate chilli she was all fartin in da spoon.
fartin in da spoon by G-dubba-U September 19, 2006