(verb) the act of gaping a woman's anus so much that when you pull out, her innards literally 'bloom' out of her like a flower opening it's pedals. also referred to as an ass tulip.
by billy trinkets April 30, 2009
verb (used with an object)
to ejaculate on someone.
Note: "full bloom" refers to ejaculating directly on someone's face.
to ejaculate on someone.
Note: "full bloom" refers to ejaculating directly on someone's face.
by sammalone9 April 19, 2009
"yo man, i was bloomed last night and i saw some crazy shit"
"oh shit man, shit be crazy when your doin crazy shit like getting bloomed or shrazed"
"oh shit man, shit be crazy when your doin crazy shit like getting bloomed or shrazed"
by Billbob Wierdo April 23, 2009
A sound effect used for the purpose of saying outloud when performing an action such as punching, kicking, throwing something, etc...
*Be sure to put a long emphasis on the long "oo" sound. Such as, "Blo0o0o0o0o0m!"
*Be sure to put a long emphasis on the long "oo" sound. Such as, "Blo0o0o0o0o0m!"
Gary is driving late at night back home when he decides to throw some trash out his car window. After he rolls it down, he shouts "Bloom!!!" as he chucks it out.
Thus, the sound effect adds to the boring-ness of just throwing it out without one.
Thus, the sound effect adds to the boring-ness of just throwing it out without one.
by x-xRichardx-x July 11, 2008
1.a. the odd man in the group or the fat chick b. The liar/ the man who had to cheat to get into the club
2. a. something that doesn't belong b. the thing or person that stands out/ anomaly
3. not cool
2. a. something that doesn't belong b. the thing or person that stands out/ anomaly
3. not cool
1.What the hell is he doing there he's like a nerd in a football team
2.He doesn't look like it. He just looks weird
3.goddamn he is just a bloom
2.He doesn't look like it. He just looks weird
3.goddamn he is just a bloom
by Victor Montemayor September 28, 2005
random person: have you watched bloom into you.
person number2: no
random person: we have never met.
person number2: no
random person: we have never met.
by chizuki March 18, 2021