The act of committing eternal life.
Now that you've committed immorticide, you will never die, not even if you're chopped into atoms, stuck into fifty thousand supermassive black holes, and live to one hundred sextillion googolplex years after the death of the universe. God can't kill you. The destruction of the omniverse can't kill you. And you're going to experience all of it and all the pain, too.
by LaSelaMelvins February 03, 2014