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Masturnation 

A city or an area where masturbation happens frequently, publicly or otherwise.
"Man, I wish there were more girls around here. Sucks being stuck deep in Masturnation."

"It's not the single masturbater thats the problem, being in Masturnation is the problem."
Masturnation by Whuffhunter420 August 18, 2012
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masturnation 

when you use the flag of the united states of america to clean up jizz after you masturbate
oh that was a squirter. good thing i have my flag right here so i can be a masturnator and practice masturnation

Masturnation 

Masturnation: noun, the form of jerking off that President Obama has done all over and around the USA, repeatedly.
I wonder when this constant masturnation from President Obama will end.
Masturnation by Salty Pirate9 April 6, 2010

Masturnation 

When a group of 100 or more people masturbate at the same time.
Dude, were you at the masturnation last night?

Nah breh, I did fuck Sarah though
Masturnation by Yungdaggerdick June 19, 2016
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026