Ilona will always be nice to you, she listens to your problems. She's also really competitive to others, and hates to lose. She tends to fail maths and succeed in English and languages.
Be nice to her or she'll hate you for the rest of her life.
Ilona is also a daydreamer and gets lost in her thoughts easily, take care of her !
She needs hugs and love but needs most of all à boyfriend... Find her a boyfriend !
Ilona is cool, be friend with Ilona
Be nice to her or she'll hate you for the rest of her life.
Ilona is also a daydreamer and gets lost in her thoughts easily, take care of her !
She needs hugs and love but needs most of all à boyfriend... Find her a boyfriend !
Ilona is cool, be friend with Ilona
-"Ilona ! I've missed you so much, give me a hug ! "
-"Have I told you about my friend Ilona ? She's so nice and caring !"
-"Have I told you about my friend Ilona ? She's so nice and caring !"
by Ilo1269 November 21, 2021
- someone who is ambigous looking, with poor circulation, and an obsession with the rapper Coolio. She is a clean freak and has slight OCD. She likes to make music. She likes tea. Also has a soft spot for kilts, haggis and tartan.
What are you doing today?
Ilona:
Oh, I'm just being ambiguous, might download some Coolio songs, make myself a hot water bottle cause of my bad circulation, make myself a cup of tea, hoover my room for the fourth time, and google images of men in tartan kilts eating haggis.
Oh, okay.
Ilona:
Oh, I'm just being ambiguous, might download some Coolio songs, make myself a hot water bottle cause of my bad circulation, make myself a cup of tea, hoover my room for the fourth time, and google images of men in tartan kilts eating haggis.
Oh, okay.
by afriendonud December 11, 2010
by James Howlett jr. April 13, 2010
Ilona is a beautiful girl. She has amazing friends and is always loyal to them. She loves to talk about her boyfriend but ends up breaking up with him. She's sometimes an active girl but most of the time she's a lazy person.
by Alexa Bootyshmak November 11, 2019
an intelligent female who is sought after by many.
usually pretty yet quite insecure.
a kinky individual to be sure. most likely to become a dominatrix in the future.
has many selective friends (the most special of these being referred to as a dude) and cannot abide being around morons.
friends may be of varying sexuality but generally no necrophiliacs, paedophiles or people into bestiality. kinky fetishists are fine.
activities carried out by these friends may include biting, licking, groping and on some rare occasions, rimming.
she is not necessarily blonde and hair colour may vary from a light brown to red.
she can be heard emitting such strange syllables as meh and meep.
WARNING: may bite. HARD.
usually pretty yet quite insecure.
a kinky individual to be sure. most likely to become a dominatrix in the future.
has many selective friends (the most special of these being referred to as a dude) and cannot abide being around morons.
friends may be of varying sexuality but generally no necrophiliacs, paedophiles or people into bestiality. kinky fetishists are fine.
activities carried out by these friends may include biting, licking, groping and on some rare occasions, rimming.
she is not necessarily blonde and hair colour may vary from a light brown to red.
she can be heard emitting such strange syllables as meh and meep.
WARNING: may bite. HARD.
"This is the pulse...
this is your finger, far from the pulse, jammed straight up your ass!
Say..... would you like a chocolate covered ilona?"
this is your finger, far from the pulse, jammed straight up your ass!
Say..... would you like a chocolate covered ilona?"
by ilona (minimatronic) January 24, 2005
Ilona is the name of a certain legend with special capabilities. The name itself allows them to do many things like attract endless men. On a scale of 1 to 10 she is an eleventy forty-four. They aren't something you see everyday. A blue moon is nowhere close to how rare one of these are. People who have had the great honor to be touched by an ilona never wash again as thier touch has incredible powers like curing desieses. Accounts of human interaction have proven that they are so called goody-two-shoes always listening to thier elders. Legend had it there is only one true ilona left though. When the last ilonas death shall occur NASA has agreed to blow up the sun as life without ilona is clearly not worth living. Symptoms of seeing an ilona are increased heart rate, sweating, losing control of body parts, the feeling of bieng in love ect. Also refer to goddess
Guy1: "Woah man! did you see that ilona?"
Guy2: "Heck ya i can't feel my legs!"
Guy1"Me niether!"
Guy2:"We should go check that out!"
Guy1: "Nah man. It's completely normal to lose feelings in both your legs and fall to the ground after seeing an ilona."
Gosh! When I saw ilona pass by my zipper broke!
Guy2: "Heck ya i can't feel my legs!"
Guy1"Me niether!"
Guy2:"We should go check that out!"
Guy1: "Nah man. It's completely normal to lose feelings in both your legs and fall to the ground after seeing an ilona."
Gosh! When I saw ilona pass by my zipper broke!
by Chief_BS October 24, 2018
Very smart loyal girl usually attracted to guys named Dante, freaky as shizzzzzz and is looking for a Dante so if your name is Dante shot your shot :)
by James Nicole March 22, 2019