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1. A person who (unsuccessfully) attempts to get any action they can.
2. A person who avoids social gatherings (Synonym: piker)
1. Lee: "Hmmm she wanted me to come over and teach her how to 'clean ze pool'" Bob: "Dude... you sound like Ilkka!"
2. "Oi! Stop being such and Ilkka and come out with us!"
by Frankie Deus February 09, 2005