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When a vasectomy is carried out incorrectly, the Vas Deferens will curl around and embed itself within the wall of the prostate gland. Upon ejaculation, sperm will fill the prostate gland. With time, a pond of coagulated sperm will infect the prostate resulting in a drastic side effect, catastrophic anal pain. In such cases, an ient stick should be used. Pain relief occurs only when the anus is pummeled repeatedly and the ient stick is left dripping with the stench filled sperm.
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