by ISawACafeRacer November 26, 2016
The intense, simultainious, feeling of frostbite and burning that you get when you accidently (?) masturbate with sports cream.
In my haste to rub out a quick one. I accidently grabbed the sports cream instead of the lotion. My dick felt like one of hells icicles.
by Darth Matches September 15, 2011
The stalactite-like sperm that hangs from the ass crack hairs of someone whose bum has just been fiendishly plundered for a rollicking good root.
Heath had to think quickly on his feet by lying to his folks and explaining away his anus icicles as merely the remnants of a glazed donut he'd accidentally sat on whilst plopping down on his futon fresh out of the shower en route to slipping on his knickers. After his pep pep's layoff from the mill, he knew his withering heart just wasn't ready to find out about Zander.
by josh reauz March 17, 2014
"Damn! Shordies wrist is on chill!!"
"Hey girly! You like my new wrist icicle?"*shows off diamond encrusted watch*
"Hey girly! You like my new wrist icicle?"*shows off diamond encrusted watch*
by sarahu4ia December 27, 2016
by laolaolaolaolaolaolaolao January 8, 2017
(n) A sexual manuver;
While still in foreplay, the giver must slap the reciever's ass silly num. As the giver enters, thier partner will be so num from the beating to thier posterier that they should not feel the penetration. This is called the alaskan icicle. If having vaginal intercourse, one may slap the vagina with the hand, leather belt, fly swatter, or similar to make it completely num. Intercourse will feel like fucking an icicle.
While still in foreplay, the giver must slap the reciever's ass silly num. As the giver enters, thier partner will be so num from the beating to thier posterier that they should not feel the penetration. This is called the alaskan icicle. If having vaginal intercourse, one may slap the vagina with the hand, leather belt, fly swatter, or similar to make it completely num. Intercourse will feel like fucking an icicle.
I got off in 2 minutes, but it took Green 45 minutes because he had to thaw out the alaskan icicle before he felt any of it.
by Rob Rizzle September 6, 2006
when a irish man freezes his dick and it is covered in ice and he gives anal with it, it then melts and makes for good lubrication
by cole. July 18, 2009