Icicle Pole

A deceased man's erect penis.

"Rumour has it Chris likes to stick his tongue to the icicle pole." or "Did you hear? Amber got fired from the hospital for riding the icicle pole."

by Alternative Holes February 23, 2020

Icicle cum

When it's so cold outside that when you cum it instantly freeze.

John: ahh, fuck it's so cold cold out here
Jake: right so fucking icicle cum

by Sandra54672 February 9, 2017

muddy icicle

A frozen shit log.

My dog pooped outside in the snow, it turned into a muddy icicle.

by Igothoes March 24, 2022

Icicle hair

Adolescent slang for 'freezer burn'

Mommy the fruit in the back of the freezer has icicle hair

by JosieGal September 15, 2021