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Ice rape occurs when one recieves a disproportionate serving of ice in an ordered beverage, thus decreasing the liquid content in the ordered beverage. Ice rape is often a sneaky manuevar preformed by restaurants and fast food establishments to cut costs at the expense of the customer. To prevent ice rape, one must often indicate a desire for, "half-ice," or, "just a little ice." "The guy at Dunkin Donuts has ice raped me at least five times this week."
"Why does McDonalds consistently ice rape me?" "I'm going to order half-ice this time so I don't get ice raped." "This concert venue clearly has a policy of ice rape, as the bartender refused to give me half-ice in my gin and tonic." |
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