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Plays badass 2nd base for the Texas Rangers. Has a new daughter named Rian. He wears short pants and acts like a child. He is sometimes gleeked by his equally sexy teammates.
Ian Kinsler is the hottest 2nd baseman in all of baseball.

Ian Kinsler is better than Dustin Pedroia.
by TessK July 09, 2009
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