Not sure how this has no definition yet and generally isn't a more common used figure of speech, because it works in multiple ways.
So, basically
1: If you don't spill anything on the floor, you're not going to have to clean it up
"Can I trust you to work alone for a bit?"
"Yeah bruh, no issues, no tissues"
2: If there's no problems, then you don't need anything to wipe the tears out of your face
"I'm fine"
"You been crying, no issues no tissues sis"
3:
A way to respond to someone inquiring requests from you that you currently don't have any
"Dude, should I get you anything from da store?"
"No issues, no tissues homeboy"
4:
When someone expects one of your experiences to have been way more intense than they really were
"Fell down de stairs"
"Ahh shit musta sucked homie"
"Nah brotha, no issues, tissues"
So, basically
1: If you don't spill anything on the floor, you're not going to have to clean it up
"Can I trust you to work alone for a bit?"
"Yeah bruh, no issues, no tissues"
2: If there's no problems, then you don't need anything to wipe the tears out of your face
"I'm fine"
"You been crying, no issues no tissues sis"
3:
A way to respond to someone inquiring requests from you that you currently don't have any
"Dude, should I get you anything from da store?"
"No issues, no tissues homeboy"
4:
When someone expects one of your experiences to have been way more intense than they really were
"Fell down de stairs"
"Ahh shit musta sucked homie"
"Nah brotha, no issues, tissues"
by Petra Jansen November 10, 2019
by Pwa 'm' Pwa November 17, 2009
by gutter-ball j January 31, 2008
The perplexing conundrums that arise from leaving evidence of a recent masturbation session laying about.
Conrad: Holy crap! We've got to go back to the apartment before Pam wakes up, I forgot I left a bunch of used kleenex by the computer!
Farnsworth: Hey, your tissue issues aren't going to make me late to work, Sgt. Spank-o-tron!
Farnsworth: Hey, your tissue issues aren't going to make me late to work, Sgt. Spank-o-tron!
by Mr. Softey February 4, 2009
When You Finger/Jerk Yourself Of To Much And Tou Use To Much Tissue To Clean It Up But Later On You Do It Again But Run Out Of Tissues
by LegendaryUrban October 10, 2018
A human resource issue when someone is whining and a mock tissue to wipe the eye is necessary.
Also a human resource issue involving people rather than equipment or processes.
Also a human resource issue involving people rather than equipment or processes.
Are you whining? This sounds like a tissue issue.
We've got another tissue issue, the warehouse crew is bitching again.
We've got another tissue issue, the warehouse crew is bitching again.
by C. Wright May 10, 2005
by Jeffrey Olivo August 22, 2015